Things To Say During Sex

sakuraoogami:

zephyroo:

huh wha

this is the most accurate fanart portrayal of their relationship ive ever seen

sakuraoogami:

zephyroo:

huh wha

this is the most accurate fanart portrayal of their relationship ive ever seen

(via kannys-nice-belt)

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(via endlesslygay)

breadmaakesyoufat:

815-oceanic:

do you ever look at your eyes in the mirror and be like “im looking at my eyes with my eyes”

I DONT NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW.

(via thats-how-we-roll-in-the-shire)

nostalgiabyveidt:

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

image

more like smack myself in the eye and cry for a few hours

(via the-winchester-initiative)

truffula:

shitsuren-chama:

truffula:

all i want in life is for a big monster to pick me up and hold me in its hand and nuzzle me with its face

image

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED

(via endlesslygay)

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

(via endlesslygay)

bloodybookworm:

A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT

bloodybookworm:

A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT

(via thats-how-we-roll-in-the-shire)

tsukihi:

spoilers dont exist u just slow

(via endlesslygay)

hedgehogfanclub:

kikmessenger:

HOW CCUTE ARE BONERS LIKE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO THE PENIS WHICH REALLY MEANS THE PENIS IS BLUSHING LIKE HOW CUTE IS THAT SOMETHING MADE THAT PENIS BLUSH????

Go outside

(via endlesslygay)

ohadvevo:

And remember kids, always eat before you drink

(via illuminator-of-the-night)

lagio:

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

jackiefarrell:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom

Goals

(via a-mess-of-fandoms)

Ugh, I hate stairs — anyone whose who’s had to go up stairs (via girff)

(via thats-how-we-roll-in-the-shire)

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